Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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