I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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