At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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