Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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