Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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