I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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