maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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