anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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