Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Holy shit dude........stairs
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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