You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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