i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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