I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do plants get herpes?
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