I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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