I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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