Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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