u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.