i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.