Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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