Say something about gay babies.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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