sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man