Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.