the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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