How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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