ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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