awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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