hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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