He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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