I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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