just come out here and I will go home with you...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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