no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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