i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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