doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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