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It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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