8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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