Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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