let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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