so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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