i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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