Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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