dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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