She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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