Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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