I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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