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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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