marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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