A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
did you just send me my own nude
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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