you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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