are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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