All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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