I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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