i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
