He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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