people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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