Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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