So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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