Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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