Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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